I met a friend downtown for Happy Hour. I also had to return a few things.
I finally decided I would really like a black Moto jacket in my current size. I tried on my old Acne Studios one today, from the front it kinda fit, arms were a bit tight. But the there are two back pleats extending from the shoulders down, they were stretched/poofed out. So you could tell it didn't fit.
I browsed the main Nordies, the Rack (which is having a big clearance). Nothing in my size. The plus size section at the main Nordies is really, really sad, though I have to give props to Melissa McCarthy for her stuff, although it's not my style. Wandered into Zara, tried some XL jackets, too small.
At this point I'm not being picky, fake leather is fine.
So I got things that fit, fancy sneakers and fancy eyeshadow.

And this video came to mind. Warning there is swearing and rude finger gestures. But it's definitely how I felt tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy2BoRm3Nmk