Can't believe I'm going to tell you this... I'm keeping them! All your insights really contributed to my decision. Also, my most fashionable friend came over for a visit last night, and gave me an honest assessment. She thought they were super elegant, and more flattering than they should be in reality. She never hesitates to tell me "no" when I need to hear it, and I do the same for her.
Are they practical, no. Will I wear them often, no. But truth be told these types are probably pieces I require more in my wardrobe. Statement pieces that make me feel unique. Because I have all the bases covered already (more than once, lol). It would certainly be more practical to buy something I would wear everyday. But how many pairs of jeans does a girl really need?
Thank you again, for your collective wisdom!!!