Why do Europeans get all the good shoes?

I was searching on ebay for Fidji shoes, and I got the idea to search ebay.es (Ebay Spain--there is no ebay Portugal), and one way or another I was led to a German seller who has tons of amazing Euro shoes for sale. A few shoes by the brand Tamaris caught my eye with its funky, low heel, foot-shaped styles, so I Googled them and OMG I am so bummed that I can't get them here

These totally stole my heart. I WANT THEM NOW.

http://www.tamaris.de/home/col.....?request=1

And how fierce are these? Pretty darn fierce. Who needs a 4" heel to be fierce!

http://cgi.ebay.de/Tamaris-Sch.....746a52a1d7

And don't even get me started on all the adorable Clarks shoes they had for sale that will never end up in the largely frumpy US collection.

I considered contacting them and asking if there was any way in the world they would ship to the US, but there is no way for me to know if their shoes would work for me or not, so I guess I'm left wondering until I get to Germany...

Oh, and by the way, they did have Fidji shoes. 1,184 of them, to be precise...including THESE:

http://cgi.ebay.de/Fidji-Schuh.....72165cdfb9

slkdgjsogjaif;asisjgo. I'm finished.