Because it gets so freaking hot here - with a side helping of humid - I have no alternative!
Shorts? Not to the workplace! The boys can do it but I refuse. Dignity, ladies, always dignity.
Skirts? Not to the workplace! Open desks are not the friends of skirt-loving ladies unless they want to treat the office to a game of Basic Instinct. (Trust me, you can be wearing a wet-dream-nuking fleshy grannyish girdle under there and boys will still try to look.) Plus, when it gets this hot, my thighs sweat and then they chafe when they rub. I had a generously shaped friend who thought it was her. No. It is how girl thighs are made. Plus plus, going in and out from AC into heat means you need to split the difference, so when I wear skirts, I get cold.
Jeans? You must be kidding me. Heatstroke is a good look, don't you think?
So crops it is! Crops that stop right under the biggest part of my leg! Crops that end three inches above the ankle bone! Crops made of the thinnest possible cotton or linen! Crops with pockets, cargo side pockets, and drawstrings, and without! Crops are tops!
So, sorry Tim Gunn. Sorry Angie. I'm gonna stump around and love it - because I HAVE NO CHOICE!
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