I agree about having to eat cat food. Bleh!
Still, when we first brought our cat home from the humane society, he took a leap from the top-floor balcony down to the floor below--and didn't get hurt! And me? I missed the bottom step while walking down stairs, turned my ankle and was on crutches for almost 2 months. I can't even say I was doing anything fun or exciting. I was just walking normally like I usually do. One bad turn was all it took to mess me up. My cats, on the other hand, are always racing up and down the stairs, etc. Nothing ever happens to them.
