Oh of course Michelle! My pleasure.
-the first link shows the model wearing an oversized nude buttondown knotted at the hips (because it is way too huge to knot around the waist), a cotton voluminous floral print maxi skirt that is roughly the color of paper mâché (ironically described as "youthful"), and black ankle socks peeking out from flat brown laceup ankle boots (which in and of itself could be a sweet look...but not here). The overall result makes out poor model look like she is anywhere from 4-6 sizes larger, a foot shorter, and with absolutely no shape whatsoever. Her dour expression is more than justified.
-second link shows a ridiculously funny illustration of Karl Lagerfeld posed on a magazine cover while pregnant and nude, covering his "breast" with one hand (and making sure a touch of nipple is visible). There is also another illustration of Anna Wintour holding twin baby Karl Lagerfelds in each arm, and one more of the kaiser lovingly nurturing the mini version of himself. It's too bizarre to adequately describe, but hysterical nonetheless.
-third link shows a hideous, hilarious parade of denim disasters. Too many to describe. I'll try to give more highlights when I get home, but let's just say the mom jeans are the most stylish of the lot.