I kept thinking MOTG was 'mother of the groom'. Thanks, Inge, for putting the link here! Now I know what ETA means. Finally!
Now could someone please explain the following:
1. What is a poison eye? Is that good, as in, "I can't even be objective because I love these so much" ?
2. What is a hot mess? (Nobody, anywhere, ever has the same answer). Like... just a big old mess, but somehow still looks great... or is it just a hot mess, like, "my dog threw up on the carpet" hot mess?