I must be looking for a unicorn.

I don’t usually care for poly or silk bathrobes because I find them sticky or static filled. I want something below the knee to long in length. Something that doesn’t skew too old lady (sorry for the phrase, just would prefer a more modern print or color, but will consider all). But mostly, I’d like it to be opaque enough to be seen in and at the same time not too blasted hot, since I’m always hot.

Pretty please, does anyone have any ideas?