After a lot of time lurking and longing to comment I decided I'd sign up.

I'm 24 and I hail from the South USA. I have two cats and live alone, gloriously, gloriously alone.

I'm not very sartorially inclined, although I am lately trying to actually obtain clothes I like. I'm extremely poor, and when I say poor, I don't mean "I have to save up to get a pair of Frye's," I mean "with my current budget Frye's are not and never will be an option." I have a firm thirty-dollar maximum for shoes (and sometimes even THAT makes me cringe) and considerably less for other clothes. Therefore, as you might imagine, I thrift a lot, and have gotten pretty good at it. My two most recent scores were a Nine West leather-ish handbag for 1.50 and a brand new (still tagged) New York & Co. dress for .99

So, I guess I am in the process of refining my style and supplementing it. My username is a reference to the way I dress--my boyfriend commented that I always dressed as though I was eight or eighty. I buy children's hair accessories but then again I also own a pair of cardigan clips and lust for a nice fur stole.

I have a strange body type, in that from the front I am pear-shaped, and from the side I am apple-y.

I'm on an on-again-off-again relationship with dieting. I lost 75 pounds a few years ago and kept most of it off but have about thirty to go before I'm down to a healthy weight (that would be 160 on my 5'10 frame, and about the thinnest I can go before I start looking weird, as I have very broad hips and shoulders).

I'm actually way less into style "rules" or even guidelines and flattering my figure than I am into just wearing what I like and to heck with it. I slum around in jeans and cardigans quite a bit, too. Like I said, I mostly signed up to comment, less to showcase any style journey of my own, although I am sure I'll pop in with questions at some point

So, basically... hello