Okay, so the new Lucky trumpets "Perfect Jeans for Every Body" on the cover. On page 116, they show their six types, and here's what's there:

"Skinny": skinnies

"Trouser": skinnies without jean-style pockets

"Cargo": skinnies with cargo pockets

"Flared": the only one that's not skinny, but they're all skinny in the thigh

"Tuxedo": skinnies with stripes down the outer leg

"Patched": destroyed skinnies

Are they kidding? This is the selection "for every body"?!