Barbara, your story of the woman who so blunty asked you what you do, reminds me of one of the most rude quesyions that I have been asked. I hope this is not hijacking your thread Debbie.
When my now husband, then boyfriend and I, were at a party and I was meeting some of his old friends for the first time, a wife of one of his buddies said to me, "So Sandy do you own a house of your own?" Ahhh, flabergasted is how I felt. I am getting a little shaky thinking about it now.
Luckilly I had a great answer at the time, "I said "yes, I own 2."