"… we are doing this to show off the garments.”
PFFT! Your logic is not like our earth logic. Behold, H&M:
Statement 1: a "garment" = a product with the function of covering and flattering a human body.
Statement 2: "showing off" an item = demonstrating its functions and qualities.
If 1 and 2 hold true, then "showing off" a "garment" = demonstrating how the garment covers and flatters a human body.
Therefore, a garment cannot be shown off on an inhuman body. If the product CAN be adequately "shown off" on an inanimate object, then it is not, in fact a "garment."
(insert death glare here)