Thanks for all your good wishes, ladies! It looks like I'm headed for a job in soulless corporate-tech America - but it IS a job, and those beasts have been rare and elusive out here in the wilds of Austin. So huzzah!
I'm nervous though. Miles of terrible monotone carpet, a lab rat maze to get to the bathroom, and -- gulp -- I saw men wearing KHAKI. PLEATED khaki. I categorically refuse to purchase or wear anything in that demon color.
It's time to raise the bar in evil techland. Ready to hold my hand?
