What was I thinking when I bought a white James Perse tee shirt? I know I can't keep my whites white for more than 3.2 nanoseconds. Amazingly, I did keep you white. If only I hadn't shrunk you in the wash cycle, we might still be together.

Could I possibly hang on to you in case I lose enough weight that you feel comfortable again? Absolutely. Do I really want to take up space in my closet with something that doesn't feel fabulous on the body I have right now? Not so much.

So thank you, white tee shirt. We had a good run. Maybe your next human can keep you white and enjoy you, and treat you more kindly than I did.