This just got into my inbox at work, and while I am not sure if it is a joke or serious, it is funny either way so I decided to share. I changed the first name in the signature.

Yellow Men's Pants are strictly forbidden,. (Especially while making popcorn and grinding coffee beans!)
And, with apologies to our Dutch friends, no Orange Pants either.
Thank you,
(Now Blinded by the Light) John