Straight, narrow-legged black casual trousers, machine washable and casual, and LONG ENOUGH, dang it!
A comfy replacement for the simple, minimalist, black, quasi-athletic, breathable slip-on Steve Madden flats I have just about destroyed. I am having the hardest time finding some with a relatively narrow toe bed, black sole, and no big ugly logos, that are comfortable.
A pair of linen or other very lightweight, soft, wide-legged, neutral-colored casual pants that are not a) too short, b) see-through, c) stiff or scratchy, and d) make me look two miles wide.