Mink casually draped over a bar stool, Dior scarf on the floor. The owner one stool over, mistress of the universe archetype, eats her tagliatelle before heading back to the coalface.

Older man escorts much younger wife down 5th Avenue. She is clad in a moncler puffer, golden goose star trainers and a tutu skirt that I’m sure I’m supposed to recognize swinging her birkin.

2 hour stroll to see the Christmas windows. Total number of birkins seen in the wild, 5. Total number of furs seen, countless. Faux fur has not made it to this part of the world.

Stay tuned as your intrepid reporter goes to Brooklyn tomorrow.