Okay, weird question, I know. But I swear my cat singles out my stuff to lie on and knead. It makes me crazy. Clean laundry? There he is, on my stuff! (How he find it in the mess I don't know, but he does.) Coats on the bed? Ding ding!

Someone told me this is cat affection. Yeah right. I know for sure I'm not his favorite person - but if he's just playing coy, couldn't he kill those giant Austin roaches for me instead?