I'm sorry for giggling just a little. I hope you don't mind. If it makes you feel any better, I was once forced to pull out the stapler for an errant hemline.
Oh and back in the day when I was a teacher, I clear snapped the heel of my shoes. A kindly year 12 (senior) student get somehow get hold of a hammer from woodwork and literally nailed the heel back onto my shoes so I could get through the day. Thanks for the memories...:-)