"I bet if you surveyed 5,000 Seattle women—sorry, investments!—on how much money they'd pay to avoid going on a first date with some jackass who monetizes their physical, social, and educational attributes, it would be much higher than $247.57."
Amen. And ha!
Those results are the ideal characteristics of the kind of jerks who think it's possible to buy a good first date in the first place. The decent guys out there raised an eyebrow at the survey, marked of "$0.00" on every single question, and wrote in a quip about how he's not interested in an escort service.
FWIW, I met my husband online with a profile image that read, "picture pending your brilliance." Also made really good friends that I would have happily dated if there had been chemistry... none of them messaged me because of what I looked like.