I think I am officially a fashion nerd.
Does this happen to you?
Someone will say something like: "Nice boots!" And I will say something like: "Thanks! They're the Rag and Bone Newbury's I've been lusting after for months, but so expensive with duty and exchange rate, so I was in Chicago and they had this pair in my size! Can you believe it? The perforated ones that are hard to find and the very ones I so wanted? Actually I was hoping to get them in tan, but no matter, because I already have the Jeffrey Campbell Everly's in a perforated tan leather, so it's all good. But the best part is that they were 40% off! And I made it a Nordstroim triple points day. It was so great."

And their eyes kind of glaze over after "Newbury's".