Man I hate this stuff. I've tried to make peace with it. And...I've tried to scrub it off, lotion it down, exercise it away, Spankx it out of sight...but the dang stuff sticks to my caboose like lumpy oatmeal.

I've tried "Fat Girl Slim" (Bliss), Total Body Lift (Clarins), Strivectin, Avon, Nivea and several other lotions. Nothing seems to budge the bulge. Anyone find a cure for the crud?