It's me again, the most high maintenance poster. I've just received an invitation for a business formal function and I could really use some advice decoding what that means since after polling my friends it would seem business formal can be a suit or a ball gown. While on the subject of decoding outfit expectations, I am speaking at a breast cancer charity event in a few weeks as the welcoming sponsor. I hyperventilate each time I even think about doing this. Any ideas on what I should be wearing? I'd like to look appropriate whilst jamming my head in garbage can or passing out on stage.