I made a terrible
mistake today. It was a long, exhausting
week and I thought I could get away with wearing boyfriend jeans to the
office. It was a huge mistake.

The pants are loose and
cut across my body at the widest, most unflattering point. Not only do they cut across my body at the
widest point, they emphasize the
softness (read this as fat) on my lower belly.
It is mortifying.

But then add in the fact
that they are ankle length. They make my legs look about two feet long. I could live with the short, squat leg look,
but the emphasis on the belly is making me want to hide in my office.

I can’t believe I never
noticed this before today. I admit I
always knew they were loose and required constant pulling up in a high
maintenance sort of way. I will never
wear boyfriend jeans to the office again for as long as I live no matter how
long and tiring my week has been.

My goal is to make it
through the work day and toss these pants in the garbage as soon as I get
home.