This popped up as a suggestion while I was watching the video on the four women who were photoshopped into cover models in the current edition of Link Love. I laughed so hard. I have endless admiration and appreciation for (and a dash of envy of) the ladylike among us, but 11/12 items here describe me perfectly. It's just how I am; might as well embrace it. Love the actress, too! NB, there is some rude language (bleeped, but still not really safe for kids etc.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg0s3CDkbvQ