I can do you a ballgown. In fact, I have two! One is black satin with a partly beaded overlay thingy, the other is a one-shoulder black chiffon job. Gotta love Dillards' clearance sale -- I got them both for like $20 each (at different times).
I have yet to wear the second one, though. The event I bought it for got cancelled. One of these days I'm going to wear it to the pub just for the heck of it.