I can't seem to find a pair of jeans that doesn't make me look like a complete idiot or completely fat. If they make the butt look good, I have muffin top; if they fit everywhere else, the crotch is sooooo long and it makes a clicking sound when I walk.
I thought I had finally found a pair that fit, only to find that when I pull them up high enough to stop the clicking noise, I had a giant gap around the waist and had to put on a belt, which made it look like I had a random fat roll under my shirt.
I think I'm giving up on jeans. Never liked them a whole lot anyway, I only wear them because I'm too lazy to shave my legs all the time.
Anyone else have this problem? Did you ever find a pair of jeans that actually fits? Or did you just give up?