I just clicked into an email from Nordstrom with Mother's Day options. I'm not sure about any of you, but I am not looking for a "mother's day outfit" - whatever that is. Just hoping for a phone call from the kids, really.

But this "bag" popped up on the list and I couldn't believe it. The description clarifies that this "bag" doesn't actually hold anything ("except a conversation"!) Really, if you are going to blow $900 on this, please just send it to me!