I saw this earlier in the week and had a good laugh because my mom has some pinkish curtains that I have always called the "ham curtains.". The rebalance is uncanny. They are some kind of shantung-type fabric so they even have that deli-meat sheen, and have some whitish stripes like the fat on ham. ;). I feel like I should mention though that said curtains are not really as horrid as they sound!