Ha, I had an alarmingly large number of these.. In my defense I was in elementary school and not old enough to know better? ;). My mom adamantly refused to let me wear jelly shoes since she thought they were horrid. She was also anti-tee shirt clips but I'd put them on once I got to school....
Oh, and I had black reeboks and thought I was so cool. Like Janet Jackson....
Eta: other than the much coveted jelly shoes, the only ones I didn't have were moon boots (hey it was southern ca), fingerless gloves, and members only jacket (I was too young for those I think). And I think my swatch was fake... Speaking of which, I was just in Athens and there was a huge swatch store there so I guess they're still around?!?