I feel so bad that I have cleavage while there are so many women walking around out there who actually want it! It's a terrible waste! I'm never going to be a cleavage person. Ever. It's not about being "comfortable" in my own skin or anything like that. I just don't like it and have no use for it on my body.
Yet there are women in the world who will go so far as to get implants just for a speck of cleavage. Someone should set up a program where women who want reductions (ie myself) can donate some of their excess tissue to women who want implants. Sure it sounds yucky but it's not any squickier than donating an organ. I bet real breast tissue would give a more natural look too.
...though I'm sure those of you who think you can't have cleavage just need the right bra. Sorry, had to say it.