HA!
This is fitting because I've been having a totally ridiculous day, food-wise. My daughter and I ate Froot-Loops (by candlelight) in the morning. Then I had soft-serve ice cream at the pool after swimming. Lunch was Eggs Benedict with homemade hollandaise, and now I'm eating a giant peanut butter chocolate Easter egg. Oh, and there's been lots and lots of coffee, but that's par for the course.
This is so far from typical for me that it's like I'm playing an April Fools' joke on myself!