Ok. Wait. I haven't been paying attention.
I have a Burberry trench--I guess the dead classic one, the one with the button on the butt to release if you are wearing an evening gown, it has hand stitching in the collar--that one. What the well dressed spy wears. I bought it in London, in the January Sales, about . . .1985ish? (At the time, they were $800 in the US, and I paid less than $250 USD, I think.) I haven't worn it for years but couldn't ever bear to get rid of it, it looked fussy, frumpy, or something by the 1990s. Do I drag it out? Won't it look dated? Or, horrors, will I be violating my own "anti-frump" rule of being wary of vintage, LOL?