Good morning, ladies - thank you for all the words of wisdom and sympathy. I read every single thing and took it to heart. I did what many of you suggested and tucked it away for the rest of the night, under a stack of sweatshirts to help compress the leather and start to break it in. Then I did my best to ignore it for a night.
Honestly, just thinking about it as a "tote" instead of a "satchel" is really helping me with it. Looking at it right now, it doesn't look as big as it did yesterday. I do have classes and some travel coming up - would be perfect to carry a folder/notepad/lunch or various sundries on a plane, you were right about that, too. Even as a "shoulder bag" it doesn't feel as big... feeling much warmer toward it, actually.
Anna mentioned that the brand holds up really well, and that got me to imagining it as a pair of boots that will wear in over time yet still stay sturdy. Thinking about the changes over a lifetime is both fun and helpful.
I'm going to put it back away for today and look at it again before my class starts and see how I feel. Hopefully by then I will have less chance of an emotional yo-yo effect.
Thank you again to everyone who took the time to give really thoughtful responses to this. You are seriously the best!