I echo Viva word for word! I owned an 'almost' pair a couple of decades ago, but *these* are perfect. I do have a soft spot for crazy pants, though: Despite my curvy legs, I'd still wear these. Sadly, I cannot. DH hates vertical stripes or any kind of vision-skewing print.

I think the optic confusion comes through mostly in photos, not real life. So unlike most outfits, posting pics may never give you a true idea of how they look IRL.

I'm going to try to find a way to incorporate the phrase 'Tim Burton goggles' into a boring Friday meeting. It's brilliant!

I wouldn't wear these because I'm not wild about my legs in skinnies so I treat them as a support act. Those vertical stripes would not be kind to my knobbly knees.

But the clown thing... Tell me, have you seen any of my WIW's?

Perfect for a heavy-metal concert. I like them a lot.

These are not Tim Burton's pants. They are Cthulhu's pyjamas!