I echo Viva word for word! I owned an 'almost' pair a couple of decades ago, but *these* are perfect. I do have a soft spot for crazy pants, though: Despite my curvy legs, I'd still wear these. Sadly, I cannot. DH hates vertical stripes or any kind of vision-skewing print.
I think the optic confusion comes through mostly in photos, not real life. So unlike most outfits, posting pics may never give you a true idea of how they look IRL.
I'm going to try to find a way to incorporate the phrase 'Tim Burton goggles' into a boring Friday meeting. It's brilliant!