Ladies, thanks for all the laughs! This thread is really taking me back. The time frame of 15-20 years, however, catches me at my most sensible, strangely enough. I had lots of loafers and flat shoes from working in a bank, when I needed to stand all day, and in another job where less dressy attire was required. It was a time of Aerosoles. They weren't really what I'd wear on my own time, though.
I too did the pointe shoe thing. Once I realized how torturous it was (and I already had the beginnings of what would become monster varicose veins-imagine!!) ballet became less of a priority and faded into the past. I did have a pair of wood-soled clogs in middle school which probably were a fashion error, but I absolutely loved them. Their clomping (I thought) made me sound authoritative.
My most vivid fail happened only last year, and I'm still coming to terms with it. I got a pair of black suede flats to wear on a trip to Europe, but bought them a little too snug, thinking they'd stretch a little. I may as well have left them at home, since I avoided wearing them left and right. Just goes to show you've always got to be tough with yourself about what you put on your feet!
BTW, Dr. Scholl's is now putting out some pretty good footwear-I have a pair of bronze flats with a cute buckle, and a nude pair of chunky heels that are actually quite comfortable.