Okay, i know Target does not always have clothes that run the distance but if you are a MOTG or someone that frequently has to change their clothes and needs clothes that can get dirty - might I recommend the Mossimo Ultra Soft Turtleneck? They are $15 and sooo soft. Not at all scratchy. They can be tossed in the wash. They look really nice and don't have to be dry cleaned.
I just got three and they are so soft and warm.
(Not merino wool or anything you'll have for 10 years but I don't care if my kids get them dirty