A package is delivered to my door...
It's addressed to me...
I don't remember buying anything from here...
I open the shipping box...
There's a wrapped box inside...
I reach for the card on top...
My spidey senses send a warning - don't touch that!
That was close...
The box now entices me from the living room...
12 days to go...

Beware suspicious boxes! If you don't remember buying anything - it's probably from your Secret Santa!