I returned the Levi's today and saw that they had MAC jeans, one of the brands Lynne recommended. I thought why not and tried some on. AND THEY FIT! I asked the SA why she hadn't shown them to me when I was there before and she just said she thought they were 'mom' jeans. I don't think that they look like mom jeans at all, I'm really happy with them! They are solid dark wash again, but look SO much better on me than the Levi's. I'm going to see if I can take some pics later and post them. I hope I'll get your approval!

Thank you so much for your recommendation, Lynne! I really want to give you a hug right now.