Tarzy, that's the nicest thing anyone has said all day.
I'm definitely not balanced. I attribute my lower right shoulder to the fact that I've used a shoulder bag for decades. I've noticed that many many women have a similar imbalance. After years of yoga during which my teacher promised we would straighten out our unbalanced sides I developed bursitis in my left hip. I ended up at a specialist and learned that my left leg is shorter than the right. Weeks of physical therapy didn't help at all. Possibly this is why my left bunion is worse than the right one.
Despite a heel pad in the left shoe (doesn't work so well in the summer) I still get my pants hemmed to slightly different lengths. This is another one I notice frequently--many women have a noticeable difference in how pants hang. (It could also be from one hip being higher than the other.)
I seriously doubt that anyone is exactly the same on both sides of the body.