So, major thanks to whomever suggested these things. My order just came - Supreme Curve, 38x34, black, skinny cut because perplexingly that's all they offered in my size but whatever - and they fit like a glove. They come up high enough in the back! And hug my figure-8 hips! And don't come up to my armpits in the front! Glory be. These are a keeper. And I solemnly swear to air-dry them.

The other item I ordered was a denim pencil skirt, and it's great, too. Wish it was cut to the same specs as the supreme curve jeans but it's really cute. I had a denim pencil maternity skirt I bought on a whim while pregnant, and I was surprised at how good it looked on me, so this was me trying to replace that. I'll take some pics and post when my husband is home, otherwise you'll just get a shot of my bathroom mirror. Not good.

Anyway, these are brilliant. Now if only they came in a 34 length! I think the skinny cut works a bit shorter because I can wear black flats with it, or a little wedge, but for regular shoes it would be too short.