Thank you, Sarah and Beth! Yes, I’m afraid my friend is an adventure generator. Lol. One year, he joined my family and best friend for Thanksgiving, and for once I did the cooking. Those people all got on a roll with their biting wit. You probably had to be there, but everyone was on the floor when mum told him his divorce court judge must have been 9th circuit. Meanwhile, I was doing grouse not turkey... you have to put in your order for grouse to Scotland like in August and then some Scottish people go out and find you some. Lol.