Thanks all! Still thinking about the cords.
It's so fun to hear there is a David Sedaris chorus here (the title of this post is the title of one of his books). We love him too. I've seen him twice and would see him again in a heartbeat - although once you've heard him enough, I think you always read him in his voice, which by the way, is great. He is funny, human, subversive, irreverent, occasionally dark, and lovable. If you are unfamiliar with him, you should listen to him sing old-time advertising jingles in the voice of Billie Holiday, which made me fall for him years ago.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv4Rncfr-OE