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So, I came back from the school run this morning only to glance in the mirror and see a lump of soggy breakfast cereal stuck in my cleavage....! Thank god I didn't see anyone! Well..... I was saving it for later....who me classy? You must have me mistaken for someone else

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Latest reply was from columbine(erin)

Alexandra

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Too funny!

Suz

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Ha!! Oh, I am sorry, Diane -- that must have been embarrassing!

It's okay, though -- two days ago I realized I was wearing a big blot of feta cheese on my tux shirt front!!

Beth Ann

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You're like a squirrel -- storing food for the coming winter.
Fortunately, parents are too exhausted on the school runs to pay attention to anything besides their morning coffee!

Neel

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Rofl! Sorry! But that is funny :D.

One day in a school parent teacher meet, I wore a lipstick over a Vaseline based lip balm. The afternoon was overly sweaty and I was flashing my beautiful smile to EVERY single parent and teacher I met. They did a double take on my pretty smile and I was so glad I looked charming. Fast forward, DS and I got into the car. After a short while he said, "Mum, why is your teeth pink". I could have curled and died O_O

claracluck

Di you may have started a new school gate trend!i've come home many a time with dead flies ,straw,horse hair all sorts mainly all at the same time in my hair.

Mona

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LOL! too funny. Good thing that you did not see anyone. I once wore a brand new blouse to work with the size sticker stuck right across my back.

Anonymous

Oh my goodness, that's hilarious! It must have been warm cereal for you not to feel it. I'm sure everyone was to bleary-eyed to notice.

Anonymous

Hehe! Thanks ladies! It seems I'm not alone in my little mishaps. I enjoyed reading all your own personal faux pas

Eliza

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Diane- it does happens to all of us. I was at a fancy shop yesterday wearing an NAS sweater for the first time. A woman came up to me, pointing out that I had a price tag hanging off the back of my neck. I had seen it when I put the sweater on and left it, intending to cut it off with scissors before heading out. Ripped it right off in the store. Face palm...

texstyle

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Anonymous

Ha. Along with the other ladies, I walked the dog tonight and wore my new hoodie. I looked down to see a 8 inch sticker strip advertising the size 'large' about ten times down the strip. I wouldn't mind except I wore it several other times this week, in public. Lol

Gigi

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Oh boy! Sorry, I had a good laugh over this one.

Can you imagine what life was like before there were mirrors easily available? I can only think of what kinds of embarrassing moments people had then!

Anonymous

Ha! Your stories are just as funny as mine. I'm chuckling at all the replies.

Good point Gigi, about mirrors. I dread to think of the possibilities....!

Ornella

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Sooo funny Diane and others.

Angie

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*very big chuckle*

Isabel

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Hmmm, what an interesting way to carry a snack....LOL !

( Class is being able to get a good chuckle out of yourself. It makes life fun ! )

ironkurtin

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Oh honey I can top that. Aside from the time a piece of toast fell in my cowlneck and STAYED THERE all day, there was the time I thought it was an awesome idea to drink a vanilla smoothie from the glass with a face half numb after having dental work. Then I take the subway and stop at to the bank to use the ATM. Everyone steps back from me and says, um, you go on ahead. I look at the reflective metal surface above the screen (the one that shows you if anyone's behind you with a gun) and see ONE ENTIRE SIDE OF MY FACE is smeared with white gunk from the mouth out. I looked like a porno extra.

Extra special: This was in NYC where NO ONE looks twice. So you know it was bad.

catgirl

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I once worked an entire afternoon with a chocolate chip stuck to my forehead.

AJ

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Great stories everyone! Thanks for the laughs!

Anonymous

Oh, dear, I have tears streaming down my face after reading Dana's reply! I think you get first prize!

jennifer

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As one of the big busted - I've done the food " leftovers" in the boobs thing . It's one reason I don't tend to eat a lot of popcorn at movie theaters. I also have found that working in plus sized retail I leave work and have a size label that transferred just below the apex of the bust curve . I don't see it - but others do !
Here's a story for you.
Okay I'd dashed up from the further parking lot ( near ones are for the elderly and new or expectant moms)slipped quickly into the robing room and donned my choir robe and stole. As soon as church service let out I'd dashed out and hung my robe and stole up and left by the side door to stand at the sidewalk shuttle pickup point to go to the other campus for Sunday school it was there I felt the chill behind me. My skirt was bunched up into my slip! And it had been that way through everything!
Fortunately our choir was wearing ankle length cream robes back then so I wasn't flashing my slip or worse at the whole congregation!

Anonymous

Ha, Jennifer! Thank goodness for the robes!

columbine(erin)

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what a hilarious thread! and sorry for any typos today. chopped my finger in the kitchen, oops