Echo, here's my two cents, and thanks for being so eloquent and logical. Conservative neutrals - the "normal" ones that we refer to daily here on YLF - don't work flawlessly either. They can't be matched with everything - but they are more versatile, so they have a better chance of matching more items than say a bright colour or pastel or checked top. And that's why they are powerful. Hectic Neutrals - as we now call them - may be as versatile to someone as black is to you. That's my point. Teal is probably as neutral to Diana as white and citron are to me, or animal print is to Mary. I guess what I'm trying to say is that patterns and colours that are dear to your heart can be as versatile as solid neutrals. Perhaps that will make more sense to everyone.
K, sounds like green in your neutral.
Nicely said, K. Period.
High five, Donna F.
April, you are Queen Classic Neutral. Leave the Hectic Neutrals to others.
Caro, forest green is trending for Fall so you might get lucky.