I need shorts. This is Texas, I'm dealing with hot flashes, and I live in an RV, so anything I can do to help prevent heatstroke is a very good thing. I need shorts.

Unfortunately, there are too many high rise shorts out there right now. I may have long legs and arms, but I'm short from neck to pelvis. Many mid-rise pants fit me like a high rise, so a high rise bottom generally gets very intimate with the bottom of my bra. So uncomfortable and so not my thing anyway.

Because of the aforementioned issues surrounding temperature, I really need natural fibers. A large part of my suffering at work, even in the walk-in cooler, is caused by my crappy red polyester garbage bag of a uniform shirt. I am not about to subject my lady bits or plumbers crack to a synthetic material that will make me sweat and smell funny.

I desperately need suggestions on where to find some lowish mid-rise shorts in a linen, cotton, or other breathable fabric. Because my budget isn't huge, I am not going to be overly picky about my style moniker; I can always mix a preppy bottom with something more unexpected on top, and my giant leg tattoo instantly makes anything have a RATE spin. The only thing I do NOT want is denim.

Please help me, you're my only hope! And because I know that the collective knowledge and experience here is vast and amazing, I am going to thank you all in advance, because I'm pretty sure you guys will have some possible solutions for me
XOXO