so im still working on the body shape thing tried all the calculators they would drive you nuts in the space of 5 mins i was a banana, an apple and a pear ( so not a pear they have bootys i have a pancake) so im a fruit cocktail really helpful. for the most part im straight up and down, my shoulders are 2 inches wider then my hips i have no waist and a lovely muffin top that grows throughout the day so i get up in the morning looking like a pencil and by tea time im a pregnant looking pencil. does anyone else have a body like this? what do you wear to balance it all out? how do you sort out the short body long legs no waist over flowing muffin. Im lost i've wasted a fortune on clothes help me. Thank you all