Firstly--I need to know if these are too short for me--at 5"11' darn near everything is and any waist taper is under my arm pits!
Secondly---AGE appropriateness!! 48 being the age!
Thirdly--how big a goof do I look dressed like this. I'm trying to act comfy _I feel like I've moved from feeling like in drag to just being goofy/incongruent. I'm not so conspicuous lately cos no one really knows me outside the neighborhood and the school--but still the square peg.
And yeah I NEED a haircut. It's tied back in barrets here.
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P1: Got three of these in different plaid patterns. Bought them for my kids to cut up as material but tried them on first--could still make great kilts for GI-Joe ans Barbie tho. Cheapy Walmart flats I wanted to spray paint a different colour but haven't yet--not sure what colour yet. I wore this out today and a couple weeks ago.
P2: Same but with Reiker shoes. Do these make any sense with anything here?
P3: Pink shift thrift find---label says Evan Picone. I feel like they ran off 50 cases of pillow cases in this pattern then made the rest in dresses.
P4: H&M Kinda embarrassed I even bought this but I like the 'structuredness"(?) of it. Do I even match up to such a thing? Not enuff of me or dress here?
Is it really ridiculous on me or what?
P5: Same dress as 4 but hidden under my jean jacket.

So if you've made it this long in my therapy session---I'd appreciate the hard stuff in comments and impressions--THAT'S what I'm here for!!!

And if by some chance any of this stuff is ok I'd love some ideas on what to do to wear or accessorize (have been wearing the jean jacket or my military jacket) but be it known--I would rather wear a pith helmet than pearl earrings!!
Ooo impressions--that's an interesting concept--what would your impressions of me be to see me like this---- needy as I am for stranger's approval am I !!

Taking a big gulp............This is harder than posing in my near underwear for my what shape am I post!