If I went to the Oscars, I'd want to wear #1 or #2. They're both lovely and mostly covered up. Not a lot of cleavage, which I don't have anyway.

If Prince JAileen were to make a state visit to New Zealand, I'd wear #3. NZ Olympic outfits were black and white, and this dress references that.

If I were to be president? Forget it. In the Republic of Gilead I would never be allowed to be president, so #4 is what I would be allowed to wear at my husband's inauguration.

For fun, #5 is what I would want to wear to be sworn in as the Secretary of Agriculture.

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