Consider exhibit #1, in which I used my entire head length for Imogen's exercise. According to this, I am short eeeeeverywhere, except for my just-about-proportional lower abdomen. This was not very helpful to me, since it not only went against a lot of my hard-learned rules (e.g. carving up my upper bust with low necklines), and also confused me... if I'm consistently short... does that mean I have a big bobblehead and a squat figure? No one's ever called me squat in my life...

Now consider exhibit #2, in which I use my *exposed* head length for the exercise (concealing bangs having been acquired to visually shrink head in the first place). THIS makes more sense:

Long in the upper chest - explains why I feel like a topheavy Hulk in crewnecks and turtlenecks unless there is some kind of necklace involved.

VERY short in the upper torso - this confirms it: no wide belts at the waist for me! A wide belt will just turn into a boob shelf.

A bit long in the lower torso! - surprise.. I know the distance from crotch seam to hip bones is short, and thought this why I cal wear low-rise and low-riding jeans/shorts. I don't know what to make of this, though... is it proof that I don't need petite tops, even though my upper torso is short? If you add the extra lower torso to the missing upper torso, it seems to balance out...

Short in the upper leg - no shock... OTK socks are always thigh-highs on me.

Slightly long through the lower leg - what to make of this? Mid-calf boots are ok, because of the long shins? Slightly tall boots are ok as well? Wait... is this genetic predisposition for boot lust??

Ahem... feel free to laugh at me.

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